Before we start, please forgive the poor grammar in this post's title. It was intentional. (This might be why I'm not a copyeditor...)
So! I have news. There has been a LOT going on in the last twelve months. I give you: The List of Significant Things That Have Happened!
The List of Significant Things That Have Happened:
1) I wrote the pilot episode to a TV show I'd love to develop and get produced.